LOL

Daddy calls ...
- "Hello?"

- "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

- "No Daddy. She´s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says,

- "But honey, you haven´t got an Uncle Paul."

- "Oh yes I do, and he´s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

- "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy´s car just pulled into the driveway."

- "Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

- "I did it Daddy."

- "And what happened honey?" he asked.

- "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn´t moving at all!"

- "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

- "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn´t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he´s dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

- "What swimming pool? . . . Is this 486-5731?"

LOL.

Embracing DREAMS

Testing new skin again :D

NO SCHOOL TOMORROW! Haha!

WHEE ;D

YAY testing out a new blogskin here.
星光帮! :D

Spent alot of time on this instead of doing my 演讲词。This is bad LOL.

But I like this skin pretty much, I think i'll use it on my main blog some day :)

3 Papers down, 5 more to go!

Language Arts, E Maths and History paper done.
Physics tomorrow, Biology on Friday, Chinese next monday, Chem next tuesday and A maths next wednesday.

I totally haven't started on anything behind, except for A Maths.

Never mind, I feel lucky :)

And I'm happy that I could finish my History today :D

ABCDEFG

Amy Tan
Bevie
Cassandra
Dilys
Esther
Felicia Koo
Guiju
Hanyin
Iimelda
Joe
Kelly
Liqin
Michelle
Ningli
Ovidia
Prida
Qianye
Rachel
Samuel
Tzuhsiang
U_
Vincent
Weixun
Xinyun
Yilin
Zhiying

What does A sms you about?
Telling me how I should celebrate retard day for myself -.- GO DIE LA LOL :D

How many siblings does B have?
2 elder sis I think

What is C's nickname?
Cass (I know, boring nickname right :D)

How do you get to know D?
... you woundn't want to know.

How despo is E?
Super despo, every morning wait for me then somemore keep taking my photo.. *shy*

How much is F older/younger then you?
Same age

Name of G's best friend?
Amy Tan? I know Amy Tan's BEST FRIEND is Eugene Tan :)

Does H knows I?
Think so, both have bad singing skills :)

What happens if J becomes your enemy?
Then he can go and bang his head against the wall. Bang bang you're dead -.-

Under what conditions will K&L get married?
When they finally realised that nobody else will want them :P Haha jk la.

How many ppl do you know with M's initial?
MOYWM. Michelle is a erm one-of-a-kind. :S

Do you enjoy talking on the phone with N?
Never talk before haha.

Do you think O knows P?
Maybe bah, P is so obahsang :P

How geeky is Q?
Hmm, she sleeps in class everyday and loves to moan and drool. Is that considered geeky? :)

Is R very popular?
Of course not! She's so irritating and annoying :)

What happens if S likes you?
HAHA THIS IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE. Sigh, Samuel, I know you secretly admire me, but I will never like you. HAHAHAHAHA.

Is T a very random person?
Quite. Heh.

How are U and V related?
U and V are letters of the alphabet!

Do you take W as anything else other than a friend?
He is actually quite a talented maid.

When is the last time u met up with X?
Today in school. Yuck! Had to wash my eyes a few times! :)

Are Y & Z enemies?
LOL the two futuanzhangs. Should be bah, everyone hates Yilin :)

Of everyone from A - Z, who do you love the most?
The politically correct answer is ALL. LOL.

Will you betray any of them?
The politically correct answer is NO. ZZZ THIS IS STUPID :S

Have you confessed to anyone from A - Z?
The politically correct answer is NO. Haha, which is also the truth la.

Pass it to the dudes from A- Z who have blogs?
Amy Dilys Esther Hanyin Iimelda Kelly Liqin Michelle Prida Qianye Rachel TzuHsiang Weixun Yilin

Scar, yes?

Taken from: http://www.beyondhogwarts.com

Harry Potter's last word: Write your own Book 7 ending

In an interview in 2005, J.K. Rowling confirmed that, as of that time, the last word in the final Harry Potter book was "scar". How do you imagine the final page of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will look? Write your own ending for the book and share it with us! The only requirements: Please write one to three paragraphs max, and the last word of your entry must be "scar".

UPDATE: The Last Word is No Longer Scar!

Friday night (7/6/07) on the Jonathan Ross show on the BBC, J.K. was asked if "scar" still the last word in the book, as had been reported, and she said, "Scar? It was for ages, and now it's not. Scar is quite near the end, but it's not the last word." So, please continue with our three paragraph fantasy endings, but you no longer have to make "scar" the last word if you don't want...

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These are some interesting ones, some are super funny and lame! :D

And yes, Voldemort was there...according to plan. Harry crept closer, ever closer, in his Invisibility Cloak. If not for Dumbledore, I wouldn’t even have this, Harry thought, and tried to fight back his tears. Voldemort heard the slight rasp of Harry’s trainers on the hard concrete floor, and his head swiveled to where Harry stood. “Who’s there?” Voldemort demanded. Harry held his breath. Could Voldemort see through Invisibility Cloaks? The memory of Mrs. Norris came to him and he nearly laughed. He stifled it quickly—Harry knew silence was of the essence here.

“Ah, it’s you, Pettigrew,” Voldemort said in a silky, snakelike voice. Harry came closer and quietly drew his wand. This would burn a hole in his cloak, but he didn’t care. Expelliarmus! A wand flew into the air. Harry whipped off his cloak and deftly caught Voldemort’s wand. As Harry came into visibility, Voldemort started, surprised. This was not going along with the plan. Harry turned to Voldemort and put his hands up in a gesture of peace.

“Okay, I know what this looks like—I’m all destined to kill you and stuff, y’know—but hear me out for a second. Voldy—I can call you Voldy, right?—I have to tell you something. So just wait a second.”

Voldemort stared. Either through surprise or curiosity, Harry didn’t care. He continued in his Valley Girl-esque monologue.

“Voldy, as I was tramping all along England looking for your stupid horcruxes...I realized something. Dumbledore said that in the prophecy, I had “power the Dark Lord knows not...” and he said that was love. But how the hogdoodle would I be able to use love against a wizard as powerful as yourself? I thought and thought, fighting off your Death Eaters all the while...and then it hit me. All I can do with love is love.”

Voldemort could very, very vaguely see where this was heading. Harry looked Voldemort right in his snake-like slits for eyes and said with conviction:

“Voldy, I love you.”

Voldemort stepped back as though burnt. “You don’t really mean that,” he hissed. “You can’t mean it.”

“Oh, yes I do!” said Harry. “We have a ton in common, Voldy, y’know? We’re both orphans, both half-and-half, both Parseltongues...well, what’s not to love about you? C’mere, give me a hug...”

Voldemort,, still confused, said nothing as he hugged Harry. His wand, still in Harry’s fist, was just a couple of inches away...

Then excruciatingly white-hot pain hit Voldemort like he had just jumped onto the Sun. With a roar of despair, Voldemort flung himself to the floor. This stupid boy, barely seventeen, had just defeated the great Dark Lord. He loved him...and for a fleeting second, Voldemort thought he might love him ba—

Harry watched as Voldemort’s soul, or what was left of it, fled the earth. The Dark Lord was dead. Harry knelt next to the pale and supine corpse. As he heard the muffled shouts of Aurors rushing towards the room in which he sat, he slowly traced with his finger on Voldemort’s forehead...he traced for Voldemort’s body a new lightning-bolt scar.

Harry waited just inside the main gate of Hogwarts. He was scared. The moment of truth was almost upon him. He had been going over and over it in his mind. "Don't use your wand," Lupin told him. "It's just what Voldemort wants you to do," said Mad Eye. "You were just lucky with the priori incantatem last time, you can't win against him that way," warned Arthur.

But there was another voice in his head. A calmer voice. A familiar voice. A voice that warmed him all over and almost made him forget where he was and what was about to happen. "Match the spells," Dumbledore said inside his head. "Match the spells."

As Harry waited, he remembered the last time. Voldemort had done the Avada Kedavra. He had done Expelliarmus. "Match the spells," Dumbledore repeated.

The air suddenly changed, and Harry found it hard to breathe. This was it. Harry calmly stepped from behind the wall and stood face to face with Voldemort. As if they were both in the same slow motion ballet, Harry and Voldemort raised their wands, and shouted in unison, "Avada Kedavra!"

Harry expected the wands to connect, but he was not prepared for what happened next. Red light burst forth from Voldemort's wand, and Green light from Harry's wand, met between them, and the contact point of the beams exploded with an earsplitting crash, a blinding light and such force that Harry was thrown backward several feet and landed on the ground on his back.

As his senses cleared, Harry immediately realized everything was completely different. He didn't feel like himself. He tried to accio his wand, which had ended up laying several feet away from him, and it didn't come. He got up and looked around, and immediately saw, where Hogwarts should have been, was an old, abandoned ruin with a "Condemned" sign hanging on the front door. Harry felt an emptiness he had never felt before. He was no longer a wizard.

He looked back over to where he had seen Voldemort last, and instead saw an old man, waving a wand around uselessly, like a child. Voldemort wasn't a wizard any more, either. Harry walked up to old Tom Riddle, reared back and punched him hard in the face. Riddle fell back in a heap, unconscious.

Hermione and Ron ran up to Harry. "Harry! What did you do!?" pleaded Ron. "No one can do magic any more, it's all gone!" Harry couldn't answer, he just looked away. "He had to do it," said Hermione. "As long as there was magic, there would always be another Voldemort..."

as harry woke suddenly he realised it was all a dream. he yawned and fell out of the bed. "ouch!" he exclaimed, "now dats going to leave a scar!"

Ginny looked at him and sang, "Listen baby, ain't no mountain high, ain't no vally low, ain't no river wide enough baby!"

Harry beamed and sang back to her accross the grave yard, "If you need me to kill Voldie, no matter where you are, no matter how hard! Don't worry baby, If you call my name, I'll be there in a hurry, you don't have to worry--"

Then something happened that shocked Harry into silence.
All of the people Voldemort had ever killed, fell with a soft thud on the ground and began to sing, "Cause baby there ain't no muntain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, ain't no river wide enough... to keep us away from you Harry!"

Harry wiped his eyes and touched his scar. It gave him a feeling of confort to hear Dumbldore's words fo the last time... "Ahhhh music, a magic far beyond all I have ever taught you Harry." James came up to Harry and said, "Thanks for giving me this scar."

Harry awoke suddenly to the loud thumping on the door. he quickly unlocked it to see his aunt holding a small frying pan. "here make breakfast for dudley," she ordered. he leaned back in agony and realized it was all a dream. hogwarts, dumbeldore, hermione, ron it was all gone. but then he heard a familiar voice knocking on the door "open up!" he shouted then harry realized who's voice it was, loud but soft. hagrid he whispered...he felt his forehead its still hear, he thought i still have my scar...

...and as Harry saw the flash of green light, he awoke on a strange island. He had no idea where he was until he saw a sign which read "welcome to the island of MadagaSCAR."

I like the Voldy and the Madagascar one LOL! :D

Songs and ME! =.=

1. Put your music player on
2. Press forward for each qns.
3. Use song title as an answer even when they make no sense.

What did you do today?
着迷 [潘玮柏] Hmm I was amazed and attracted by the carrots and radishes in the yummy soup my Mum cooked for lunch.

Your fav food?
Girlfriend [Avril Lavigne] YAY I EAT GIRLS, ESPECIALLY YOUNG GIRLS.

What is something you’re really passionate about?
Wouldn't It Be Nice [The Beach Boys] I LOVE PIGS (no link)

How are you feeling now?
多愛我一天 [ENERGY] (START EMO) I sincerely wish with all my heart that he'll 多愛我一天. (END EMO) Oh man this is dumb-.-

Will you get far in life?
沒完沒了 [李心潔] HAHA yay! LOL.0

What is your ambition?
Waiting [Santana] NOT IT ISN'T I HATE WAITING though I'm frequently late and people wait for me most of the time. Anyway how did this song get here. I didn't even know I have it T.T

Will you get married?
K-O [林俊杰] o.O

What do you really want to do now?
當你 [王心凌] I want to be YOU! Wahaha :D

What is your best friend’s theme song?
孤军作战[洪俊扬] I don't know this is weird. Why did I do this quiz in the first place :S

Where will your future take you?
雨蝶[林心如] A place with rain and butterflies.. cool man! :D

Your take on love?
空秋千[林宇中] Like an empty swing.. but this song supposed to be happy right? Ok then I'm happy with love haha.

How can you go ahead in life?
翻不完的夏天 [蔡旻佑] This shows how optimistic I am! :) I'm happy you're happy we're all happy! LALALA.

What is the best things about your friends?
周星星 [吴克群] They are all like gorillas (Xing xing mah) Classic examples: Koh Xin Yun, Kelly Tan

What are your plans for tomorrow?
专属天使 [TANK] I'm going to be an angel *innocent* Oh well this is a dumb question. I mean, when have I not been an angel :)

Do you secretly love someone?
我要快樂 [張惠妹] I love 快樂. YEAH! :)

What is in store this weekend?
保护色 [苏亦承] I'm out to protect all the 色伯伯 wahaha.

What song describes you?
奔 [孙燕姿] NO WAY I HATE RUNNING AND I HATE 2.4!!! LOL.

Your theme song?
How Are You [潘玮柏] I'm friendly and lovable and caring and nice and wonderful.

How is your life going?
占有 [飞轮海] Someone is trying to control my life. HELP!!!

What song will they play at your funeral?
我们的天空 [???] Aww everyone misses me so much they're thinking of the happy times they had with me. Sobs. So now that I'm still alive you all better treat me better! Haha.

What is your family like?
You Make Me Wanna [萧亚轩 feat. BLUE] NO LINK.

How does the world see you?
我的麦克风 [潘玮柏] They see me as their Microphone... can spit saliva into.. -.-

What do your friends really think of you?
流星雨 [F4] AWW they think of me as a rain of stars. I'm too good to be true *shy*

Are you having a great social life now?
你是風兒我是沙 [周杰 & 林心如] I'm the wind and you're sand.. LOL?

How can I make myself happy?
刮目相看 [曹格] By looking at others indifferently. Ooh thinking of Michelle as a monster will make me happy! YAY!

What makes you sad?
你的微笑 [F.I.R] Your smile makes me smile hahaha.

Will you ever have children?
任我遨游 [TORO] Sounds sick with this question :/

How will your ideal partner be like?
見習愛神 [Twins] He'll be like the god of love LOL!